Joy in the Hole

Hello Mango fans. It’s Wednesday, it’s blog day and it’s sunny which makes it time to cook up a Joy in the Hole.

Joy in the Hole was invented by The Right Honourable Lord Winchester Faggot Jr the 2^nd Earl of Twelchford during a prolonged game of Dandy Racket Ball. In his first book Peering into Peerage and other essays (see Appendix 1), Lord Winchester had this to say about its creation:

“It was a fine summer’s day, high on life and opium. We were joined by The Tertiary Twins a set of identical triplets, two joined from the hip to torso and sharing the same liver - a constant source of argument, one was fond of the drink, the other was a great believer in temperance but both agreed on being arduous bores. The other sister who didn’t look like her siblings despite being identical to them, was radiant. The type of beautiful you see occasionally whilst musing over the Reader’s Digest in the WC, but never in a public house or amongst one’s peers. Since the cook was away for the weekend, I took her in to the kitchen and, finding only left overs, I utilised them to make some Joy in the Hole.”

He completely forgets mention what the ingredients and the cooking method are. We believe it’s similar to an upside down cake, but the right way up. What we know for sure is that the pastry based comestible took London by storm. Jack Rat, a famous satirist of the time wrote this poem:

On a heady evening stroll

In the streets the crowds cajole

That those who languish on the dole

Delight in fulfilling their only goal:

To share in the glee of Joy in the Hole.

Nowadays Joy in the Hole has fallen out of fashion, a lot like laudanum and Madonna’s sex appeal. We’ve Become Mango like to indulge whenever possible, however, and we’re always happy to share with our adoring fans. Find us on Facebook and Twitter (@wevebecomemango) for more information!

Queef you later folks.

Appendix 1: 1883, WBM Printing Press, available in all good book stores

Testes, testes, is this thing on?

Hello and welcome the the all new We've Become Mango blog! Herein we shall update you, the general public, hereby known as "you", on our latest adventures through this endless task we call life, hereby known as "life".

This week, we've been really busy trying to improve public awareness of our cause. If you've never heard of us, we're a charity specifically geared to help disadvantaged mangoes. A lot of people don't realise that there are literally thousands of mangoes being mistreated throughout the world, many of whom won't live past the point of ripeness. It's a real problem, but we're really trying our best to put an end to this needless violence.

We really need your help to spread the message. If you know or are a mango who is being mistreated, please don't suffer in silence. We're here to lick you better and show you there's more to life than getting the rind punched off you.

So support We've Become Mango in any way you can. Preferable with monetary gifts. Large ones. Because it will really make a difference to the lives of the mangoes we all know and love.

For more information follow us on Twitter @wevebecomemango or like us on Facebook for constant updates about our meaningless plight. Your support means the mango to us.

Lots of love,

WBM xxx